Cabaret Voltaire (XXX). Jeff Foxworthy* on Muslims

Posted on octombrie 22, 2011

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If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

If You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

If You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
If Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
If You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim

 

 _______________________* Despre Jeff Foxworthy vezi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy .
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